We've all had them. And I don't mean nightmares. I'm talking about the dreams you wake up from and all you can think is, "... What the #&%$ was that all about?!"
And now, I'd like to know what dream gave you that kind if response. I'll go ahead and go first. Before I being, let me stress that I swear to you on my soul, I am making NONE of this up:
I found myself at this incredibly long dinner table eating a plate of nothing but corn, surrounded on all sides by men and women without faces, except for the two across from me. The two recognizable people were Kitty Forman (yes, that Kitty Forman from That 70's Show) and a fawn, as in a baby deer. The fawn was contentedly eating corn, occasionally looking up from his meal to smile at everyone. The same goes for Kitty, although I think she became agitated as time passed, as the young deer insisted on chewing with his mouth open and burping every now and then. Kitty would emit her usual laugh, only to stifle it and mean mug the little guy like she was ready to curb stomp him. This went on for a very, very, VERY long time. Eventually, Kitty declared rather joyously that she wanted to dance. The fawn and Mrs. Forman left the dinner table and started dancing. I guess you could call it dancing. Kitty was doing this weird hybrid of River Dancing and the Boogie Woogie while the fawn just jumped around and bucked his head. This also went n for a very long time. And then I woke up. To say I was puzzled would be an understatement, but it was certainly memorable enough for me to recall after almost a decade.
Well, there's mine. Now it's your time and remember, don't make something up. Try and remember that one dream that made you wonder if your eating past midnight was such a hot idea.






















